So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
we should paint friendship bongs
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