I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
try to milk me bitch
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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