He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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