She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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