Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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