Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
