Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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