i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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