But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She is in my trunk
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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