I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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