She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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