problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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