I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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