In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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