This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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