How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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