Porn is love you can see.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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