dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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