I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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