But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I need water and some morals
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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