Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
my being single is dangerous.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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