he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I believe in your delicious
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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