But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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