what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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