Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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