yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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