i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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