I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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