He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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