im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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