Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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