Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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