When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I love having hate sex.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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