I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
And then he peed in my hair
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