who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize