I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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