do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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