i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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