is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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