Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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