god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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