How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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