I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
