Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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