do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
