The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I hate all girls vehemently.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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