I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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