Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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