Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
