I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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