Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I wish you could order shots online.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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