oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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