what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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