I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Semen is not good for contacts.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Terrible idea I love it
All I want is dick and wine.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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