Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
3pm strippers are depressing
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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