do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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